Music jokes

A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"

Another jokes:

• Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
• Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !
• What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
• What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
• A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."