Music jokes

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Another jokes:

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

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