Old age jokes

A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."

Another jokes:

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that." Guy says, "That's how you cut it last time"

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