Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

Another jokes:

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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