Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .

Another jokes:

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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