Pig jokes

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

Another jokes:

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home, it's nearly dark!
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."
Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee

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