Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

Another jokes:

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

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