Pig jokes

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the dog died.
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

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