Pig jokes

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.

Another jokes:

The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? " Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, " I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

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