Pig jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

Another jokes:

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

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