Pig jokes

How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.

Another jokes:

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

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