Pig jokes

How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!

Another jokes:

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud
A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to anger him.

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