Pig jokes

How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.

Another jokes:

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, little lady, that's done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "You'll wake up my husband. He's taking a nap in the back seat."

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