Pig jokes

I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!

Another jokes:

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !
Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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