Pig jokes

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

Another jokes:

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don't expect results.

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