Pig jokes

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

Another jokes:

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are they real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager declared, "you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?" "Gladly," Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell real pearls with false teeth."
What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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