Pig jokes
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.Another jokes:
- When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
- Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
- What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
- Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died. "Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
- A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk. "I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." "So how does feeling the roof help you?" He asked the drunk. "Well," the drunk replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!"
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