Pig jokes

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.

Another jokes:

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

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