Pig jokes

MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

Another jokes:

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher."
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !
Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?

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