Pig jokes

SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

Another jokes:

At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't see that object even at day time."
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.' St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her 'you may go in.' St. Peter asked the third man, 'what did you do?' The man hung his head and replied, 'I ran a large HMO.' To which St. Peter replied, 'you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days.'
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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