Pig jokes

The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.

Another jokes:

"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."

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