Pig jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"

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