Pig jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"

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What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her explosive temper. As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and the pastor's benediction was drowned out by a blinding flash of lightning, followed by terrific thunder. "Well, at least we know she got there all right," commented her husband
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !

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