Pig jokes

What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

Another jokes:

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.
Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

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