Pig jokes

What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

Another jokes:

Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, 'We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer - and not hit one!' 'OK. Let's miss two more and then head back to camp,' said Bob.
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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