Pig jokes

What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

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