Pig jokes

What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.

Another jokes:

A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!"
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

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