Pig jokes

What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

Another jokes:

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies. "No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks fustratedly. "Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

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