Pig jokes

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.

Another jokes:

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

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