Pig jokes

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.

Another jokes:

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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