Pig jokes

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!

Another jokes:

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

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