Pig jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.

Another jokes:

Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!
What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.
What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

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