Pig jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!

Another jokes:

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !

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