Pig jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"

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