Pig jokes

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.

Another jokes:

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?" "Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner!"

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