Pig jokes

What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.

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