Pig jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

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Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. "The phone connection's bad," said the secretary. "I couldn't catch that last word. Spell it." The governor replied, " 'G' like in Jesus; 'U' like in onion; 'N' like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.
A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.
Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?

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