Pig jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."

Another jokes:

What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish." The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas. The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean. Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the deadline for tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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