Pig jokes

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.

Another jokes:

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.
There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?" "Battle of the bulge, sir!" "What's is the importance of May 12" The Man thought and thought "I don't know, sir!" The superior then said "Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birhtday"

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