Police jokes

"I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."

Another jokes:

Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

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