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Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

Another jokes:

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

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