Various animal jokes

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.

Another jokes:

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'
Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

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