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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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