Jokes: banana jokes
- Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
- How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
- How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
- How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
- How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
- If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
- Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !
- Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
- Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
- Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
- The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
- They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
- Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
- Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
- What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
- What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
- What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
- What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
- What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
- What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
- What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
- What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
- What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
- What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
- What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
- What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
- What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
- What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
- Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
- Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
- Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
- Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
- Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
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