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- An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up because they are having trouble
remembering anything
but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in
excellent
health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may
help
their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up
to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting
that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it
down"
She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better
write it
down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off
in a
huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon
and eggs.
"I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my
toast".
- Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus
girls in the
world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a
row."
Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible."
Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
- How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).
- How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !
- How do you see that a linedancer came from
Belgium
and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the cardboard box on
his boots.
- I've been invited to an avoidance.
An
avoidance? What's that?
It's a dance for people who hate each
other.
- My dance partner dumped me for my best
friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don't know, I never met him.
- Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
- Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down :-)
- Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
cruise?
A. An Ocean "Liner"
- Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)
- Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
- Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!
- Q. What is good for your soul but not your
soles?
A. Linedancing!
- Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while
he hurts you.
- Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco
- Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop
- Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
- There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her
class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then
side-step
side-step and turn around."
- These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says
something
about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a
girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
- Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your
type here."
- What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.
- What dance did the
Pilgrims do?
The
Plymouth Rock.
- What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.
- What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).
- What did the overweight
ballet dancer
perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
- What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
- What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
- What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !
- What do you call someone who dances on cars
?
A morris dancer !
- What do you get if you cross an insect and a
dance ?
A cricket ball !
- What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The
quackstep !
- What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy
Hop.
- What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on
her
beautiful legs.
- What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
- What sort of dance do fish do at
parties
?
The conga !
- What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.
- What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Vaults.
- Where can you dance in California?
San
Frandisco.
- Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !
- Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the char char!
- Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark
Raver !
- Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, "Twist to open."
- Why did the two knives go to the dance
together?
Because they both looked sharp!
- Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left feet !
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