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Jokes: easter jokes
- "Why are you studying your Easter
candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the
chocolate egg!"
- A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute,
but
he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The
baby chick was a little cheeper!
- Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter
candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big
brother's candy!"
- Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!
- Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He's a rabbit fan!
- How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
- How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
- How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
- How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.
- How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
- How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be
empty.
- How should you send a letter to the Easter
Bunny?
By hare mail!
- What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
- What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
- What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter
Elephant.
- What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
your head?
An Easter bunnet!
- What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
- What is a dog's favourite Easter
treat?
Jelly bones!
- What is the best way to send a letter to the
Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.
- What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
- What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
story?
A cotton tale!
- What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny, New York!
- What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
- What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
- What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!
- What would you get if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
- What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
basket?
The Easter Barney!
- What's long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!
- What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
- What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs
- What's the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an
air-head!
- What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana!
- Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!
- Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.
- Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
new
tail?
To a re-tail store!
- Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
- Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
- Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears."
- Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
- Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!
- Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
- Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
- Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was
having a bad hare day!
- Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
- Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass."
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