knock knock jokes - Jokes at Nerida
Jokes: knock knock jokes
- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here !
- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bar-B-Q!
Bar-B-Q who ?
Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bernadette !
Bernadette who ?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm
starving !
- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Cannelloni !
Cannelloni who ?
Cannelloni some money till next week ?
- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantaloupe with you tonight !
- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Caterpillar !
Caterpillar who ?
Caterpillar a few mice for you !
- Knock Knock
Who's there
?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie-versary !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred
!
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark
!
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron
!
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba
!
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick march!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey
!
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe
!
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel
!
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha, ha!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia
!
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid
!
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acis
!
Acis who ?
Acis spades !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Actor
!
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada
!
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adair
!
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam
!
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder
!
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia
!
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline
!
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf
!
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adore
!
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha
!
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent
!
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes
!
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed
!
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida
!
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen
!
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch
!
Aitch who ?
Bless You !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al
!
Al who ?
Al lied !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aladdin
!
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan
!
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska
!
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba
!
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee
!
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert
!
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta
!
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste
!
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda
!
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo
!
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec
!
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta
!
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex
!
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander
!
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia
!
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf
!
Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't catch me!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred
!
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy
!
Algy who !
Algy-bra !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali
!
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice
!
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison
!
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alistair
!
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka
!
Alka who !
Alka-phone !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra
!
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alligator
!
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma
!
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond
!
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law ! Kn
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca
!
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea
!
Althea who ?
Althea in court!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva
!
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin
!
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl
!
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amana
!
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda
!
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso
!
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon
!
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber
!
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia
!
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin
!
Amin who ?
Amin man!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon
!
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia
!
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amory
!
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos
!
Amos who ?
Amos-quito!kn
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour
!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam
!
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from
hamsters !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy
!
Amy who?
Amy for the top!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author
!
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais
!
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole
!
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson
!
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew
!
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy
!
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita
!
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anka
!
Anka who ?
Anka the ship !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankansas
!
Ankansas who ?
Ankansas though any piece of wood !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankara
!
Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the cliff !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann
!
Ann who ?
Ann-onymous !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna
!
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annabel
!
Annabel who ?
Annabel would be useful on this door !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne
!
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell on my head !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne
Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta
!
Annetta who ?
Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus
!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Answer
!
Answer who ?
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here
!
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthea
!
Anthea who ?
Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthem
!
Anthem who ?
You Anthem devil you !
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