mouse jokes - Jokes at Nerida
Jokes: mouse jokes
- Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
- Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor
injuries
- How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !
- How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse
to mouse resuscitation !
- Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on the loose !
- One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how,
but every time I run through that maze and ring the
bell, he gives
me a piece of cheese.
- What are crisp, like milk and go
'eek, eek,
eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !
- What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !
- What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
Cross mouse cards !
- What do mice do when they're at
home ?
Mousework !
- What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
- What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !
- What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
- What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
- What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code !
- What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !
- What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
can't see ?
Three blind mice !
- What is a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' !
- What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !
- What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !
- What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !
- What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
?
A mouse organ !
- What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius
Cheeser !
- What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !
- What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
cheese me !
- What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What's up Pussycat !
- What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !
- What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in
caves ?
Stalagmice !
- What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A thin mouse !
- What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
- When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !
- Where do hamsters come from ?
Hamsterdam
!
- Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !
- Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!
- Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!
- Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd
look silly with long hair !
- Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they
squeak !
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