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- Q:
How many Capricorns does it take to
change a lightbulb? A: None: Why
should I bother? It's probably just
going to burn out again tomorrow
anyway.
- Q:
How many Taureans does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans
don't like to change anything.
- Q: How
many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't
afraid of the dark.
- Q: How
many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so
enthusiastic they carry their own
light.
- Q: How
many Scorpios does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: None - they'd
rather sit in the dark.
- Q: How many
Geminis does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an
Internet link and a
copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing
Lightbulbs."
- Q: How many
Pisceans does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's
out?
- Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be
competing to be the
one to change the bulb and bring light to the
world.
- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop
asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally
sick and
tired of you asking me questions.
- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that everything is energy
so...
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.
(*smash*)
- Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-disposable
diaper too!
- Q: How many Cancerians does it take
to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three
years
to help them through the grief process.
- Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with
the
problem.
- Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
- Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs ---
unless they're a
legitimate business expense.
- Q: How many Geminis
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take
all week and when
they're done the light bulb will do your homework,
speak French
and shine any colour you want from it.
- Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Two,
but the job never gets done --- they just keep
arguing about who is
supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be
done!
- Q: How many Leos does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although
sometimes
their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're
out.
- Q: How many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
- Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make
that
two. Is that okay with you?
- Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the
dark?
- Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well
gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on
the bulb and where it
burned out. It might perhaps take just one if
it's just an ordinary
bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't
know where to find a new light
bulb, or perhaps ...
- Q: How many Pisceans does it take to
change
a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
- Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Lightbulb?
What lightbulb?
- Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid
burned out light bulb?
- Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room
long enough
for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
- Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?
- Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only
with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient
Hierarchical
Order.
- Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: So who
wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are
you a cop?
- Q: How many Taureans
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince
them that the burnt
out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
- Q: How many Virgos does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1
millionth.
- Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs.
They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
- Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time
the bulb burned
out and the date it was bought, one to decide
who's fault it is the bulb
burned out and ask why that brand was chosen
in the first place, ten to
decide to remodel the house as long as
they're changing the bulb
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